Aren’t assemblies such a chore? It will be any student’s happiest day – well, only next to cancellation of exams and tests! – if they are stopped for good. But just like hoping for cancellation of exams and tests is an illusory dream that will never come true, it seems so are assemblies.
But to make you feel better about assemblies – well, only slightly is all I can promise – we have put together some of things that the average student uses to get through this most painful ordeal called assembly!
1. Thinking to yourself: “I could be somewhere better than here, doing something even much better”
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YES, THANK YOU!
2. When the assembly prefect raises another chorus, or the principal begins a winding lecture that seems endless. And you are like, Abeg…
3. Spying on your crush and thinking to yourself how pretty she looks, how shapely her legs are. Knowing this would be her reaction if she knew the dark thoughts racing through your mind…
YES, A BIG HEFTY SLAP!
4. Thinking about copying the answers to the assignment before the teacher comes in for first period, and how fast you can get to class
EVEN A CHEETAH WILL HAVE NOTHING ON YOU!
5. When you are trying to recall what you have crammed, especially during test and exam period
WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
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