Okay just to be clear, these are not the funniest quotes there are; but then again they aren’t the most boring.  In any case, I compiled these quotes just to put smiles

[of relief] on you guys’ faces. So smile and giggles even if these are the driest jokes you’ve ever heard. Oya enjoy it! Lol…

1: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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2: We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.

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3: No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

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4: A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: she changes it more often.

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5: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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6: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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7: I can resist everything except temptation.

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8: Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

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9: Too much agreement kills a chat.

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10: Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

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11: Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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12: All generalizations are false, including this one.

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13: We are born made. Some remain mad.

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