Okay just to be clear, these are not the funniest quotes there are; but then again they aren’t the most boring. In any case, I compiled these quotes just to put smiles [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][of relief] on you guys’ faces. So smile and giggles even if these are the driest jokes you’ve ever heard. Oya enjoy it! Lol…
1: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
2: We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.
3: No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
4: A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: she changes it more often.
5: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
6: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
7: I can resist everything except temptation.
8: Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
9: Too much agreement kills a chat.
10: Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
11: Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
12: All generalizations are false, including this one.
13: We are born made. Some remain mad.
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