It’s hard to argue with the authors of today’s cute kid note.

Title: List Of Boyfriend Rules

Authors: Blaire (age 6) and Brooke (age 9)

Who is this mystery man? Mom says Blaire is “absolutely boy crazy” and likes to think of Justin Bieber as her future boyfriend.

However… Nine-year-old Brooke said Blaire’s future bf “should be someone who is better than Bieber and not always getting in trouble.”

Hence, this list.

And it’s just in time for V-Day: These girls are clearly ready to graduate from messy valentines and cute but incomprehensible love poems to the relationship advice big leagues. Goodness knows plenty of people could use their help.